We’re all wondering what Markus Anderson and the actress were talking about. He was with Markle in May, for her invisible son’s birthday. It has been reported that Markus and the actress went hiking together, the following day. Harry, who, we are told, returned home to Montecito after the Coronation wasn’t on the walk with them.

Would they have spoken about Harry staying at the San Vicente Bungalows on his own?

Maybe they spoke about Harry revealing he wants to turn his back on the show-business life, in which he’s a fish out of water, and where he said he feels uncomfortable? Instead, he’s saying he now wants to go to Africa.

I’m sure Markus and Harry’s wife would be happy to see him out of the way.

Harry said, “I want to gravitate back to charity and campaigning work in Africa to film a documentary following in the footsteps of my mother.” Has Markle told him to say this? Probably.

Meghan Markle has made no secret that she is distancing herself from the Dim One. He has all but served his purpose. She sees her new career, with the Duchess title firmly attached to her, being a globally famous award-winning film producer, and model for the world’s top brands. She has already, very unkindly, told people that Harry is totally ineffective in this environment.

But, what has happened to the doting father? When he’s enjoying his escape at the San Vicente Bungalows, does he miss his young children who are obviously sitting at home pining for their father? And when he goes to Africa, what about the kids? How will they cope without him?

These questions don’t embarrass Harry, but they certainly embarrass the Royal Family, who don’t know what to say about it.

This fuels the rumour, yet again, that there aren’t any children.