It appears that their fairy tale life isn’t as idyllic as it seems, with the couple facing public backlash, failed deals, and even conflicts within their own family. No wonder the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are reportedly taking some time apart to rebuild their relationship. Oh, the drama!
Insiders from the Palace suggest that the couple is trying to come to terms with their new reality. Let’s be real here – Harry doesn’t quite fit into Meghan’s tacky Tinseltown world, and honestly, can we blame him? Transitioning from a life of royalty to dealing with paparazzi and tabloid headlines must be quite a culture shock for our dear Prince.

But wait, there’s more! Allegedly, Prince Harry is planning a solo trip to Africa to film a documentary. Africa holds a special place in his heart, where he feels most like himself. Could this trip be his escape from the turmoil of his new life, a quest for some semblance of normality amidst the chaos?

Meanwhile, Meghan Markle has her own aspirations. According to royal expert Daniela Elsa, she’s eager to establish her own brand and make millions. Well, well, well, it looks like The Duchess has big dreams of her own.

However, let’s not forget about the financial pressures they are facing. Funding that lavish California lifestyle and maintaining a $14 million mansion doesn’t come cheap. Speaking of failed deals, their $20 million Spotify deal went up in flames before the podcast even got a second season. Ouch! One of Spotify’s top executives even called them “effing grifters.” Talk about a public relations disaster.

And the hits just keep on coming. Meghan, who was supposed to be the victim of a paparazzi-fueled high-speed car chase, faced criticism for her lack of audio talent or any real talent, for that matter. Another ouch! The truth seems to be catching up with them.