Kineton, Warwickshire, UK – In a peculiar turn of events, a country road in Kineton, Warwickshire, was closed off by the police for over 31 hours after a walker stumbled upon what appeared to be a “dead body in the woods.” However, as the investigation unfolded, it was revealed that the gruesome discovery was nothing more than a ‘dirty and overused’ sex doll that had been carelessly dumped in the area.
The incident began when a passerby noticed what seemed like a hand and foot protruding from the undergrowth near a country lane. Alarmed by the seemingly disturbing find, the police swiftly cordoned off the area and even called in a forensic pathologist to investigate the matter further.
Officers reportedly embarked on a rigorous investigation, initially believing they were dealing with a potential homicide. As the hours passed, the tension turned into amusement when the supposed ‘crime scene’ was revealed to be a bizarre and unconventional discovery. The forensic examination eventually concluded that the human-like appendages discovered in the woods belonged to a remarkably realistic inflatable love aid, potentially worth up to £1,500.
A local source, who witnessed the unfolding events, shared their perspective with The Sun, saying, “The police thought they had a murder investigation on their hands, so they called in a forensics team. When they finally dragged the corpse out, they realized the blunder. The officers had a big laugh about it. It was a filthy, broken and overused sex doll.”
The ordeal kept officers on the scene from midday on Tuesday until 7 p.m. the following evening, demonstrating the seriousness with which they approached the initial discovery. Warwickshire Police defended their actions, citing that they followed ‘proper procedure’ in responding to what appeared to be a potential crime scene.
A Warwickshire Police spokesperson commented on the incident, stating, “It is with great relief that we can announce the pathologist was able to identify the foot and hand beneath the bush did in fact belong to a discarded and realistic life-size doll.”
While the true motive behind placing the sex doll in the woods remains a mystery, some have speculated that it may have been intended as a bizarre practical joke. The incident has undoubtedly left the local community and authorities with a peculiar and memorable tale that will be recounted for years to come.
